Your HOT

You know, I reaaally can't stand it when the ugliest guy in the room takes a hit..on me.

He walks over, in his best...baggy jeans and a comforming tee that usually is black or white..he wears a hat, or maybe he is clean shaven, but still walks up to me, slowly, and he think he's the flyest guy in all of the nation.. or at least here at the party, and as he's walking, he slicks his hair, touches his blue LA Dodger hat, and licks his lips and says.."Your Hot"

Excuse me?
Uhhh thanks..

He then smiles, and I notice his teeth are pretty yellow..and as I'm dying to make a run for it, I can't hekp but notice Mr. Wow standing 5 feet away..and he's tall, thin, covered in ink, he has a beard, and he's wearing a beanie..I think I can feel my knees..getting..weak.

Ay, so can I get your number?

And then reality strikes

HUH?

Oh, umm..well, I don't have a phone at the moment..sorry

I see Mr. Wow say goodbye to all of his friends, and the women trying SO hard to make him their nightly companion for later..

I can't get away from this dude, why does he want my number? So he can text me and say stuff like "Hows ur day?"
I don't want to let him know how my day is going, as far as I'm concerned, he's ruining it right now!

Oh, hey sorry, but I gotta run, nice talking to you..

'Where ya goin, beautiful?'

I gotta go, talk to you later!

I have to hurry up before Mr. Wow disappears out of sight..

I can't walk in these damn 6 inch heels..oh no, there he goes!
He's headed for the door!

So like the idiot I'am I run after him, knowing very well I wasn't looking down, and so like the idiot I'am, I trip..over a beer bottle..

And then all I see is red carpet..
and then everything blacks out...

And then...I wake

Hey..

Heyy...

Hello..hey miss are you ok?
I saw you fall when I was walking out

OH
my
GOD

It's Mr. Wow...


Here, let me help you up..

So I dust myself off..

Oh, thank you, I'm sorry, hey you didn't have to help me out though.

Well, I saw you fell pretty hard, so I wanted to help you out, it's not a problem

Adn then he smiles.

I did fall pretty hard.

I'm falling even harder for him..but he doesn't even know!